Celestino y el Vampiro

The film follows a 40+ year old divorcée named Celestino as he navigates his life in Old San Juan. He becomes friends with a vampire who has a bizarre approach to his victims, targeting their derrières instead of their necks, resulting in flattened behinds.

As the plot unfolds, a vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and seeks his assistance in protecting a national heritage. The challenge lies in confronting the vampire, who possesses an unusual means of survival by wearing tin underwear to avoid being killed by conventional methods like a stake to the heart. This quirky narrative offers a fresh take on vampire lore, blending humor with horror in an entertaining way.