Not Violent, I Promise, I Swear

About This Movie

So, 'Not Violent, I Promise, I Swear' is this quirky blend of comedy and horror that was made in a crazy short time for the Okotoks festival. It’s got this really offbeat vibe, like they leaned into the absurdity of a Kaiju attack while characters are holed up in a house together. The pacing is all over the place, but in a way that keeps it engaging; you never quite know what’s going to happen next. The practical effects are surprisingly fun given the time constraints—they definitely play into that hands-on feel that you often miss in bigger productions. The performances have this raw energy, and you can feel the spontaneity all over it, which makes it distinct in its own right, even if it didn’t officially see the light of day.

Quirky blend of genres · Raw energy from performers · Interesting practical effects