The Baby Juice Express

The Baby Juice Express follows a middle-class London lad whose gangster fantasies spiral out of control when his shady uncle's debts lead to trouble with a real-life crime boss. The plot centers around a desperate scheme to raise quick cash by hijacking a transport meant to smuggle sperm, known as the 'baby juice express'. This cheeky take on the gangster genre showcases the misadventures of bumbling wannabe criminals.

With a runtime of 85 minutes, this film features a robust cast including Nick Moran, Julian Clary, and Joe Bugner. Its blend of crime and comedy caters to fans of both genres, offering a humorous yet chaotic narrative that unfolds in a distinctly British style. The film's tagline, "One false move and the sperm gets it!", sets the tone for its irreverent approach to storytelling.